present

1. present (noun) — sense 1

Definition: A gift, especially one given for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, graduations, weddings, or any other special occasions.

Example: wedding present

2. present (noun) — sense 2

Definition: The position of a soldier in presenting arms.

Example: The platoon stands at present.

3. present (noun) — sense 3

Definition: Poo; feces.

Example: I think our toddler's just left us a little present in his diaper...

4. present (verb) — sense 4

Definition: To bring (someone) into the presence of (a person); to introduce formally.

Example: to present an envoy to the king

5. present (verb) — sense 5

Definition: To appear or represent oneself outwardly.

Example: With your shabby attire, you do not present well as a prospective investment banking associate!

6. present (verb) — sense 6

Definition: To nominate (a member of the clergy) for an ecclesiastical benefice; to offer to the bishop or ordinary as a candidate for institution.